jimmy carr.

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

fuzzy-paint:

#OKAY SO THERE IS REASON WHY THIS THE BEST #AND IT’S NOT LOKI’S DRY DAMN #OR THOR’S YAY I GET TO HIT SOMETHING!!EIGHTCAPITALD GRIN #(THO BOTH ARE AWESOME) #IT’S THE MYTHOLOGY #SO THERE’S THIS FROST GIANT ÞRYMR #BUT I AM LAZY SO THRYM #OKAY SO THRYM STEALS THOR’S HAMMER MJOLLNIR AND DEMANDS FOR IT’S RETURN FREYJA #(FREYJA BEING THE GODDESS OF LOVE BEAUTY AND SEX - HER CHARIOT IS PULLED BY CATS Y’ALL - NO JOKE) #SO THOR IS ALL SO FREYJA… #AND FREYJA IS LIKE HAHA FUCK YOU NO #SO LOKI COMES UP WITH AN AWESOME PLAN #THEY DRESS THOR UP AS A BRIDE AND LOKI AS HIS BRIDESMAID AND SAY HE’S FREYJA #SO THERE’S A RECEPTION AND THOR IS… THOR #SO HE EATS A WHOLE OX #AND LOKI IS LIKE UH FREYJA WAS SO EXCITED TO MARRY YOU SHE DIDN’T EAT FOR A WEEK! #AND THRYM IS LIKE… SOUNDS LEGIT #AND THEN THOR WASHES IT DOWN WITH LIKE A KEG OF MEAD #AND LOKI IS LIKE NO SERIOUSLY SHE WAS SUPER EXCITED TO MARRY YOU #SO THEN THRYM LIFTS THOR’S VEIL SO HE CAN GET SOME OF THAT #AND IS LIKE HOLY CRAP DOES LIKE BEAUTY TRANSLATE DIFFERENT IN JOTNAR OR SOMETHING BECAUSE… DUDE #AND LOKI IS LIKE EXCITED. TOTALLY EXCITED. DIDN’T SLEEP FOR A WEEK. #TOTALLY FREYJA #TOTALLY #AND THRYM IS LIKE… SOUNDS LEGIT #SO THEN THRYM GETS THE HAMMER IS LIKE YES BECAUSE THIS IS TOTALLY LEGIT AND THIS IS TOTALLY FREYJA HERE IS THOR’S HAMMER #AND THOR IS LIKE WHY THANK YOU DEAR AND KICKS SOME ASS #AND THAT’S WHY THIS IS THE BEST #MR. BRANNAGH SIR I SALUTE YOU

that is the best telling of that story I have ever heard

FINALLY I CAN EXPLAIN IT RIGHTFULLY: THAT’S THRYMSKVITHA OK THE STORY IN THE TAGS IN THE GODDAMN MEANING OF MY URL

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Posted 1 year ago @3:11PM with 15113 notes
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