jimmy carr.

wow hey everyone it’s been a while

obsidiancanopy said: I like your glasses. Where'd you get them? Mine are too small for my face for some reason :? Also, nice blog!

i see no point in your question unless you live nearby me which i doubt is the case so why would you ever

Anonymous said: You're the one who draws all those conifers, like the peasant romantic comedy and the great gatsbys?

no

this is patrick

Anonymous said: What do you think about Emilia Clarke's acting in Game of Thrones?

it’s good because her character is annoying and she sounds and looks annoying i find her very annoying so i suppose she’s very good

maybe she’s just annoying that’s also a possibility

warholwasright said: hey, do you happen to know a good place to download or watch onçine broadway shows? (: thanks

also no

Anonymous said: are you a radfem?

no

suicideblonde:

Evan Rachel Wood photographed by Marvin Scott Jarett for Nylon

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#evan rachel wood    

please god don’t let the les mis fever end

We interrupt this program to bring you…Courage the Cowardly Dog Show, starring Courage, the cowardly dog! Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel, who lives in the middle of nowhere with her husband, Eustace Bagge. But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere. It’s up to Courage to save his new home!”

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Emilia Clarke for The New Yorker (April 2013)

Emilia Clarke for The New Yorker (April 2013)

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thegestianpoet:

there’s a joke here somewhere but I’m not quite sure how to make it 

thegestianpoet:

there’s a joke here somewhere but I’m not quite sure how to make it 

i rather drink a gallon on hiv+ blood than to live with a person who actually hates sansa stark

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thegestianpoet:

join us next week for “hillary clinton looks 90 degrees to her right” and “hillary clinton blinks, then looks at the floor in a flirtatious manner” 

thegestianpoet:

join us next week for “hillary clinton looks 90 degrees to her right” and “hillary clinton blinks, then looks at the floor in a flirtatious manner” 

you suck. then it sucks, but you don’t know it sucks. then it sucks and you suck. then it sucks. then you suck. and then you die.

#life: a summary